what is life without you, pizza
The person I live with made me mad, so this happened… BAHAHAHA

The person I live with made me mad, so this happened… BAHAHAHA

tumblr: omg look at this sex god
me: he has the appeal of a wet potato chip

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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(Source: mrssaberhagen, via rockingrobzombiefan)

itsjessmehere:

huffingtonpost:

MILEY CYRUS OPTS OUT OF VMA ACCEPTANCE SPEECH TO ADVOCATE FOR HOMELESS YOUTH

Miley Cyrus won Video of the Year at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards, but she didn’t accept the Moonman trophy herself.

See the full speech here.

I applaud her for this

(via kiss-meh-senseless)

koteddo:

lolsofunny:

koteddo:

koteddo:

koteddo:

My sister invited a bunch of friends and there isn’t enough place in her room so they just gathered on my bed………………………………

updateI joined the party

NEVER MIND THEY ARE BACK TO TALK ABOUT BOYS AND MAKE-UP

(lol here!)

WHAT NO DON’T LOL THERE THIS POST IS MINE

koteddo:

lolsofunny:

koteddo:

koteddo:

koteddo:

My sister invited a bunch of friends and there isn’t enough place in her room so they just gathered on my bed………………………………

update
I joined the party


NEVER MIND THEY ARE BACK TO TALK ABOUT BOYS AND MAKE-UP

(lol here!)

WHAT NO DON’T LOL THERE THIS POST IS MINE

(via white-and-pink-make-blue)

I didn’t know I was looking for anything until I saw you.
?
? Sylvia Day, Reflected in You (via jesam-nisam)

(Source: permanently-flawed, via white-and-pink-make-blue)

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

I know you think I’m kind of odd.

I know you think I’m kind of odd.

ephiros:

kishona:

ephiros:

monasticmaestoso:

none of those words are the correct words why does this have 6,000 notes

OH MY GOD

are these linkin park lyrics

It’s so unreal

(Source: rairakkun, via notsebastianstan)

v-for-valkyr:

fefempress:

daddyjared:

who remembers these

OK LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS LITTLE BITCH RIGHT HERE OK SO WHEN I WAS SEVEN I WAS ALL UP AND INVESTED, I HAD THE OTHER HOUSES TOO THAT SHE WOULD GO IN AND TALK TO HER STUPID FUCKING FRIENDS RIGHT WELL THEN AFTER A WHILE I STOPPED PLAYING AND A YEAR LATER I PICKED IT BACK UP THE HOUSE WAS QUIET AND COVERED IN FUCKIN COB WEBS, ALL THAT COULD BE HEARD WAS A SLOW CREAKING FROM THE STAIRS THE LIGHTS FLICKERED AND THIS FUCKING BITCH LOOKED LIKE SHE HAD
HELL TO PAY SHE WASN’T MOVING OR SAYING ANYTHING SHE JUST LOOKED AT ME WITH A SCOWL HER CLOTHES WERE TORN AND DUSTY AND SHE JUST LOOKED BEAT THE FUCK UP I WAS SO AFRAID I FUCKING SHUT THAT SHIT OFF AND NEVER PICKED IT BACK UP AGAIN FUCK THIS BITCH

holy shit

v-for-valkyr:

fefempress:

daddyjared:

who remembers these

OK LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS LITTLE BITCH RIGHT HERE OK SO WHEN I WAS SEVEN I WAS ALL UP AND INVESTED, I HAD THE OTHER HOUSES TOO THAT SHE WOULD GO IN AND TALK TO HER STUPID FUCKING FRIENDS RIGHT WELL THEN AFTER A WHILE I STOPPED PLAYING AND A YEAR LATER I PICKED IT BACK UP THE HOUSE WAS QUIET AND COVERED IN FUCKIN COB WEBS, ALL THAT COULD BE HEARD WAS A SLOW CREAKING FROM THE STAIRS THE LIGHTS FLICKERED AND THIS FUCKING BITCH LOOKED LIKE SHE HAD
HELL TO PAY SHE WASN’T MOVING OR SAYING ANYTHING SHE JUST LOOKED AT ME WITH A SCOWL HER CLOTHES WERE TORN AND DUSTY AND SHE JUST LOOKED BEAT THE FUCK UP I WAS SO AFRAID I FUCKING SHUT THAT SHIT OFF AND NEVER PICKED IT BACK UP AGAIN FUCK THIS BITCH

holy shit

(via om-nomz-nom-nomz)

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

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I want this on a shirt.

Please, I want this on underwear

(via kiss-meh-senseless)

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here